[Rescued from my old blog.]
Teen dd looks up from her Geometry book. “Hey, Mom, guess what? I finally figured out how palm reading works.”
Now there’s a career choice I really want to encourage, right?
With some tredpidation, I ask, “Um… How?”
“When you look at your hand,” she explains, “and it’s all covered with scars, then you know it’s time to declaw the cat!”