In a cat’s eye, all things belong to cats.
— English proverb
One cat just leads to another.
— Ernest Hemingway
I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.
I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.
— Hippolyte Taine
Cats aren’t clean, they’re just covered with cat spit.
Dogs believe they are human.
Cats believe they are God.