I found this worksheet on the KISS Grammar website, and I loved the quotations so much I just had to share them:
In a cat’s eye, all things belong to cats.
— English proverb
One cat just leads to another.
— Ernest Hemingway
I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.
— Unknown
I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.
— Hippolyte Taine
Cats aren’t clean, they’re just covered with cat spit.
— Unknown
Dogs believe they are human.
Cats believe they are God.— Unknown
Thanks for blogrolling Central Illinois Life! I wish I had access to these neat tools for math that you write about when I was a middle schooler.